User:Alamson
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Disclaimer
My sense of humour has been warped thanks to the years of many outrageous books, informational television and the one and all knowing false profit of Wikipedia. Having said that I advise you to turn away now and continue on to other more suitable focuses (another warning I am an atrocious speller) for your time an energy. If you keep on reading I am not responsible for any corruption that comes from this point on. Thank you and have a nice day =]
Biography(If I may be so bold)
My name is Adam Lamson and I would consider my self to be an optomistic cynic in all senses of the phrase. Expressing the fact that I enjoy paradoxs in their beautifully, confusing and mezmorizing fashion the above description also gives me a feeling of self-delusion as well. While I might not be the epitome of insanity I would at least like to assume that I take part in some of this chaotic and therefore creative life style. I will not bore you with the details of my own life up to this point but I will give some credit to the Shoreham-Wading River Highschool for molding me into the person I am today. Do not take this to mean that I dislike my highschool in fact the recent statement I feel is the utmost complement anyone can give to another. If you see me in the hallways saying "Adam, you are insane/crazy/ingenius (all I take to be exact synonyms of each other)" I will regard you with the highest of respect even if you don't actually believe it. Further proving that I love the pasttime of deluding me and everyone around me. From on day during the summer of 2003 till this very hour I have ravished the website in search of new and chaotic ideas in order to sate my appetite for all things unbelievable and awe-inspiring. The source of most of this has not come from book believe or not but from the context of math and physics were the world just seems to unbelievable to even truly exist. Examples are Mandelbrot Set and Calabi-Yau Spaces I will go into these in more detail. I will give you various reasons in to why I do the things I do and why I am the way I am. However, first I am going to give all who are equally mad as me because they are reading it a tool which will guide you through some reactions and thought process. Muahahahaha!!!
Emotism
Not to be confused with emoism (which is just a way for people to try and vent a self propogating self hatred of themselves to the world and thus creating an endless source of annoyance) but the extra "t" allows for people reading to better understand sarcasm, humour, dislike, or the many times I make complete fuma(taken from Cat's Cradle meaning lies or bs). So here it goes:
=d - translates into "Im thinking but then again I can be completely and utterly wrong" (I should use this one more often)
=] - "it makes me happy"
=[ - "why cruel god do you torment me so?" actually its more like "eh whatever, apathy has gotten the best of me"
>__> - "Are the voices in my head back again?" or "am I really doing this and expect to get away with it"=[
=P - "a laugh at your expense" however this you is directed inward as I have found out more and more often as im usually the one thats wrong then again who doesnt enjoy laughing at themselves. >__>
XD - "oh god I laughed so hard my eyes turned into a just one in the middle.... OH GOD IM A CYCLOPS oh who cares" XD(egotistical isnt it =P)
() - as you have noticed I like these little symbols they allow me to convey so many hidden meanings that I think inhabit the world around us so yeah going to try and not use them in at least one sentence. XD
BOOKS!!!
The second most potent force to why I have treasured the abstract and have even taken steps to delve into the muck which is so many of the worlds great questions or answers possibly if you have ever read "Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy" =d
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I assure you if you read everyone of these that you will never be in the same frame of mind again. Though this is probably a bad thing. Then again you will never know until you try. <__<
Quotes
Idols that I one day want to be exactly like however I will be excluding quotes from people located in the MARIACHI program for fear of causing a biased judging(unless there really really really good)XD
"The only certain thing is uncertainty"-Sophocles
"Wisdom begins in wonder"-Socrates (thats the nice way of putting it. In my case its pretty much if you're stupid this gives you hope of understanding at least something in the end)
"Without a sense of humor philosophy is nothing."-Adam Lamson
"However doesn't understand how a religion or idea can be based of totals lies will not understand this book" Kurt Vonnegut (just switch "book" with "me" or "page" and this would be my catch phrase)
"Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps." -Emo Phillips pretty much any garbage that sprouts from his mouth can be viewed with the weakess sense of humour and I guarentee at least a chuckle. This quote particularly applies to me as I am writting this at 9:41 on the fourth night of the program in which the deadline for this particular page is do in, oh i dont know, 2 hours ago but oh well I'm having fun if you couldn't tell =]
